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National Chicken Wing Day
Could it be? Really? National Chicken Wing Day?!? Its like Christmas in the middle of summer! I just got a text message* from Hooters letting me know that Monday, July 29th is National Chicken Wing...
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Two Grams Forty Dollars
You may have already figured this out, but I like to play jokes on people. Usually on Brad Pitt, but sometimes my mom is the perfect victim to my amazing sense of humor. A few months ago I came across...
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The Voices Are Testing Me
When starting a new medicine I’m always a bit overwhelmed by the possible side effects listed online or in the prescription pamphlet. Today was no different when I was approaching a full day of doses...
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Eating For Two
I don’t even know where to begin to share this news with you, so I’ll start with a screen capture of the text message I sent to Brad Pitt earlier today: And lets take a closer look at the image I...
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Mother’s Day Surprise
I was very excited about Mother’s Day this year. Oddly, enough, it was the most excited I’ve ever been for this holiday and its the first year I wasn’t home to celebrate with my mom. Wait. I think...
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Stuffed Sausage Swimsuit
Maybe its just me, but I’m not exactly comfortable allowing other people to handle my phone. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about “hey check out this photo” and letting someone briefly hold my phone while...
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Twitter Bird Chicken
Today Brad Pitt is home fighting some sort of flu or cold and I’m the nurse taking care of him. Which basically means going up and down from the first floor to the third floor of our house when he...
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Bitch Slapped
Last week, as I was heading into the glorious tiny town of New York City, I glanced in my rear view and noticed that damn, my nose was looking super skinny. I was curious if it was just the mirror or...
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